Thursday, March 5, 2009

Cloud City

Being an adventure in which Cloud and Lando team up to whoop some ass.


One day Cloud was flying through space and decided to stop by on the planet Bespin from Star Wars. Specifically he went to the Cloud City to hang out with his best pal Lando Calrissian. Lando was hanging out by McStagger’s bar impressing drunks with his breakdancing skillz. Cloud suggested that he and Lando blow this joint and whoop some ass. Lando agreed.

So Lando and Cloud flew through space for awhile, with Lando riding on cloud’s back because Lando does not possess the ability to fly. But it wasn’t gay. Because Cloud is very manly and not at all effeminate. Lando is cool too. But I don’t have to tell oyu that.

They stopped when Cloud noticed one of the Death Stars. “Wait, that’s not a planet. It looks like one, but it’s all gray and metal looking,” Cloud said. Lando informed him it was a bad thing called a Death Star. “We should kill it, Cloud said. Lando agreed.

So Cloud jumped at the Death Star with his sword and cut it in half straight down the middle. “Daaaayyyyummnnn,” said Lando. All the stormtroopers were all like holy crap. Cloud singlehandily defeated the empire. The Rebel alliance was most pleased and made Cloud their new emporer. Lando was made Vice Emporer for his help.

After that, Cloud and Lando went to Mos Isley to get into bar fights with some sweet aliens. And they shot Greedo. It wasn’t Han.

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