Saturday, April 18, 2009
Sonic Vs. Tony Hawk 2: The Boss Battle
After their epic race, Sonic wanted a rematch against Tony Hawk but not in another race. In a new kind of contest. One to see who could down a boss faster. Sonic thuoght this was a great diea for a contest. Tony Hawk agreed.
The ruels were simple. One of them would find Dr. Eggman and defeat him and time how long it took to defeat him. There would be a referee to make sure there was no cheating. Then the other one would find Eggman and defeat him and time it.
They flipped a coin and Sonic won with heads. He found Eggman flying around in his little floating pod thing and told him he was going to kick his ass. Eggman disagreed. He dropped down a ball on a chain from his pod thing like in the first level of the first game from the Sonic Mega Collection. Sonic jumped on a platform opposite of where the ball was swinging and jumped on Eggman’s head. He repeated this like 8 more times and defeated Eggman with a time of 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
Tony Hawk went next. It only took a coupkle hours for Eggman to fix his pod thing so they didn’t have to wait too long for the fight. Eggman didn’t know who Tony Hawk was so Tony Hawk challenged him to a fight. Eggman said he didn’t care to fight because he didn’t have anything to prove to Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk called Eggman a pussy. It was on after that. Tony Hawk used the same strategy as Sonic, but it didn’t work as well for him because he had nothing to trick off of and gain speed. He could do manuals, but manuels don’t give you that much speed. With time running out, he decided to just throw his skateboard at Eggman for the final hit. Throwing did the job, but Tony Hawk’s time was 3 mintues and 11 seconds.
Sonic won. They agreed to have one final contest. A fight to the dearth.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Sonic Vs. Tony Hawk 1: The Race
Being an adventure in which Sonic the Hedghog and Tony Hawk have a race.
One day Sonic was running around jumping on bad guy robots and killing tehm when he ran into Tony Hawk who was skateboarding around and doing 900s. Everynoe was like wow, Osnic and Tony Hawk are both hanging out in the same place. Sonic suggested that he and Otny Hawk have a race. Tony Hawk agreed that they should race. Tony Hawk said he would win. Sonic disagreed.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Cloud City
Being an adventure in which Cloud and Lando team up to whoop some ass.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Introductory, My Dear Watson
Welcome to Stranger Fan Fiction. When you say the name of the site, put the emphasis on the fan. That way, it will sound like a parody of the phrase stranger than fiction. Which it is. So say it right if you don’t want to sound ignorant.